things you never want to see or hear in court

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Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 02-Sep-2006 12:02:49

- When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

- During your initial consultation, he tries to sell you Amway.

- He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."

- During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

- He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

- Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot.

- He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.

- He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 02-Sep-2006 13:01:55

LOL I like these.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 1:20:23

These remind me of a joke about things you never want to hear or see if you are in the hospital. I'll have to try to hunt that one up.